英语幽默小故事（英语幽默笑话欣赏）

英语幽默小故事（英语幽默笑话欣赏）

Joke One

Dick: My aunt has 88 keys.

Tracy: She must have a lot of doors.

Dick: She doesn't. She plays the piano.

这个Joke的笑点是key这个词 ，key钥匙；(乐器、电脑等的)键，这个词还有“关键”的意思。must可用在肯定陈述句中表示“推测”，一般翻译成“一定”。must do/be一定做/是...；must have +过去分词，意为：一定做过...,；must be doing一定正在做...。

例如：

You must have百思特网 read this book.

你一定读过这本书。

They must be playing football on the playground.他们现在一定在操场踢足球。

You must be very tired.你一定很累吧。

Joke Two

Mrs Williams loved flowers and had a small but beautiful garden. In the summer, her roses were always the best in the street. One summer afternoon, her doorbell rang, and when she went to the front door, she saw a small boy outside. He was about five years old, with a bunch of beautiful roses in his hands.

"I am selling roses," he said."Do you want any? They are quite cheap. They are fresh. I picked the百思特网m up this afternoon."

"My boy," Mrs Wil百思特网liam answered."I pick roses whenever I want, and I don't pay anything for them, because I have lots in my garden."

"Oh, no, you haven't," said the boy."There aren't any roses in your garden because they are here in my hands."

这个故事中的男孩的天真是它的笑点，摘了人家的玫瑰花还要买给人家。这种事让人哭笑不得。